Babies Gone Bad
By Safire97
All of this is TRUE!
I logged onto Club penguin in Alpine. The town was full so it took a couple trys to get in. When I entered, I saw the largest penguin protest I have ever seen. Every single penguin there was screaming, "Babies are EVIL!" or, "Attack the Cp Babies" and mostly, "Babies are robbers!" I did a little investigation and found that babies everywhere on club penguin were turning bad and robbing the pizza parlor, the coffee shop, the gift shop, penguin’s igloos, HQ, and even ADULT ROBBERS!!!!!!! Their little baby minds are very cunning, brutal, and ruthless. This problem must be addressed by the EPF immediately! (Eight Penguin Force) The PSA (Penguin Secret Agency) can handle Herbert and klutzy for now. This is a serious issue that must be taken into extreme caution. Here are some tips to avoid an encounter with an Evil babe.
-Mothers, Do Not Adopt! Babies like to act like innocent angels then become very mean and nasty little brats. Then they steal your stuff.
- Don't approach any babies. Especially if they say things like, "Steals behind back", "Snickers at stupidity", "Bits" (bites) or even "Hills" (Kills) and "Bunches" (punches).
- Run from all babies like they are a Giant Devil Bunny Rabbit!
- And, most importantly, do not, I repeat, DO NOT! Become a babies’ buddy. That just allows the baby that much more info to rob you. If a baby is your buddy, delete him/her from your buddy list. This just might save your life. (Or, it just might end a friendship with a really close friend. And, make him/her really angry at you for eternity just because you are gullible) (just saying) ((Don’t read that))
I hope this PSACP (Public Service Announcement of Club Penguin) was helpful. Visit our website, this one, http://www.safire97.piczo.com/?cr=2. Thank you for reading.
A small fire is dressed in the cold? What does that mean. Well, I'll explain bit by bit:
§ Upstairs
· X’s by the apples = Apple glows, then is eaten by worm.
· X’s by the plant = Hose turns on and water come out.
· X’s by the spider web = Flowers grow
· X’s near the Bee-hive = Honey Drips
§ Downstairs
· X’s by the river = Chest opens up to reveal magic elixir (pin).
~Ok! So the Advertising period is officially over and the voting period begins! I have posted a voting ballet on the front page. I have changed it so you can only vote once beacause some people have been voting more than once to assure that his/her favorite nominee wins. I have blocked that because that is unfair to everyone else. Now, Go and... Vote!
~Also, the igloo catalog and the igloo contest has begun, so ready, set, boo!
~The presedent will have a vice presedent that the presedent will pick. If I were you, I would be really nice to the nominants so they might pick you. They might pick you if you have good ideas, and have good connections. If you know alot of secrets too! You will be given the CPP password and must attend the friday meetings. A suggestion from Safire97.
~ALL PRESEDENT MUST HAVE A VICE PRESEDENT BY THE 23rd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank's -Saf'
I have posted the current pin below the "my pages' list. The new catalog is here and it is awsome!.
Please read the comments Urpeldell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Urpledell!!!!!!!1 Report to the comment board!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fall fair left and the orange sky came! Sensei has begun creating a journy for ninjas to help improve fire. You can help by going around the island and collecting items listed in the upper right hand corner of your screen, identified by a fire symbol. You will then be greatly rewarded with the fire pin. Ninjas can help by going to the hide out and blowing air into a giant fan. There are instructions explaining how, there. Have fun and keep waddleing!
~Safire97